Ryan
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Ohh CaliforniaThis is soo funny! For me born and raised in california, i had to share this with you all. 
I'M CALIFORNIAN. THAT MEANS...
-I'm mexican or I've dated one
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "peace out" and "hella" and I say them often.
- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like.
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.
- Summers are really hot, and winters are really cold. That's the way it is.
- I can wear sandals all year long.
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore".
- I know 65 mph really means 80+.
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way.
- I've been to "Frisco" aka San Francisco and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
- My governor can kick your governors ass.
- I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and ripped jeans
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked were you're from, you give your area code.
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.
-we don't stop at stop signs...we do a "california roll"
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
- We have In-N-Out Burger (Arizona and Las Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
-I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you
-The best athletes come from here
--All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.
I swear, were nice californians!
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